DiGiJeff

By: jersey’s finest

Well as I am typing this right now I am listening to the Funkmaster Flex and 50 cent interview. Flex had a list of people he asked 50 about and 50 obviously had his opinion about each of them and I will also talk about some of them since that is the type of person I am. There might be a part two depending on how I much I want to type right now. The links will be at the bottom of the second part of this blog, which I personally ripped and uploaded so be thankful and your welcome. :-)

First we will talk about The Game since he is the first one they are talking about. Flex brought up the fact that Game said that he and 50 can work this out. Now I have to come in at this part. Does anyone think that they can actually work things out I mean come on this is one of the dumbest things that Game has said to date. I mean Game is ok but the things he says are really stupid. I don’t think that he will actually get along not after all the beef and shootings and stuff that have been going on. Now let me press play and continue to see what 50 has to say about this. Well 50 say that he wasn’t being sincere and that he is not going to go forward with this situation. He also says that he has only made a freestyle about this whole thing and left it alone. I think that this is one big publicity stunt that no one really cares about anymore. I mean it has been what two or three years and this hasn’t gone down yet. Game should just forget about 50 because g-unit has obviously gotten over Game. 50 goes on to talk about game’s production deal. Let’s say that Game was given 1 million dollars. I know it seems like a lot of money but let’s think about it. A lot of reality shows give out one million dollars like it’s nothing. So if an average joe can get it, then sorry game you’re a hobo. 40% of his 1 million dollars will be given to the production company. He will have 600,000 dollars left over. Then 25% is taken away because of management and lawyer fees, so that means he has 450,000 dollars left, which is not a lot at all. I mean in the part of NJ I live in you won’t be able to buy a three bedroom house maybe a townhouse but not a house. I have some advice for him; if he takes some Viagra and works out a little bit more then maybe he could get a lot of tips from stripping. He can also go on blind date or some other reality and wear his famous Hawaiian shirt and he can get some money. Oh god how I love that Hawaiian shirt. :-)

Next they talk about Lil Kim. Oh my god, have you seen how she has changed? She looks a hot mess. I would put a picture of her at the bottom of this blog, but oh no I don’t want to see it again. Her nose does not have any nostrils I mean how can she blow her nose? Maybe 50 cent was right about lil Kim in Love me. Well anyways he said that he hasn’t talked to her and that the situation is still the same.

Now they’re talking about Fat Joe. Well I think that Fat Joe is irrelevant to hip hop or rap. After Big Pun died Fat Joe fell off. He’s not important anymore. He can make 3 million albums every ten seconds and have one great hit and nobody would buy it. Make it rain isn’t a good song either. I don’t think that Fat joe can make it rain, I think he can make thunder or a tornado or maybe an earthquake. Yeah I think its more likely that he’ll make a earthquake. The Big Bang! See when you read these thing you learn a lot of about my opinion and history. Well now they’re talking about the VMA incident that happened in 2005 when Fat Joe was acting like a hoe and said something about security. Well he sure did need some security when he stomped his ass out of the VMAs. Well I thought it was a very cheap shot and it was not very necessary. He could have done something else, maybe start a fight. Actions speak louder than words, but he obviously did the complete opposite.

Well now they are talking about Ja rule. Damn I haven’t heard about him in a long time. Not a lot of people like him anymore. If you actually think about it, 50 actually destroyed his whole career. This old goat voice gets on my nerves. He is an ugly bag of spoiled ass. Ugh he’s so short too. He and Jermaine should have a play date and maybe they can think of a comeback. What is he 5 feet tall? If he is shorter than I am then tsk tsk tsk to him. Have you ever noticed that every time he starts to rap, his head goes to one side? I look at the smallest details, but it looks like he never listened when he was younger. You’re not suppose to lean your head to one side for too long or else it might stay like that. Well ladies and gentlemen you have a living and breathing person that could be an example of what could happen if you do that. So the next time you decide to put your head to the side think about Ja Rule. I can write ten pages about this right now but I will end it here for now. Part two will be up next week with the link.

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