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Old 11-27-2008, 09:27 AM   #1
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A tale of 5 Halves

aw, bout to tell you a tale right now. Head first in the vagina 'nis

My cock done flopped soon as the wet robe dropped
she got saggy bags and yellow skin, and she grey hair topped
But didn't last long and i'm erect as a mo'focker
doesn't bother me she got the arms of an ice road trucker
Before long, i'm on top, and im going hell for leather
takes me back to the corner spot where i just met her
Im on a ho and this guy is hollering yo,
so i get the ladder and climb down off this slapper
and hop on over to shut the window
The guy damps on his sponge and puts it to the pane
"Got mah cock out" I yell, and he acts like a kangaroo
jumping around the front yard, and the next door neighbors too
Because Marshall mathers made it, Curtis Jackson made it
So I steam back to the fat ho, head down south and shave it
My gun go off all over that stomach, smells like cookies
"See ya later fellas" i say and get out of the house of nookies.
I stroll on back in because i own this crib
She lighting a fag and puts it out on my rim
AW HELL NAW.

Jesus Can't stop her now as my cock begins to grow
Thats funny she got her jugs out, all she needs to know,
I start running back and fall on to the flo'
The cat enters my accidently, and semen doth flow.
AWW HELL NO!



Straight outta catsville mayne.

I'm just playing around man. This bitches are fucking comedy man. EY EY, you hard right, pop off.
yeah, two thousand and eight and 3 quarters. fuck off my lawn

QUAR!
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Old 11-27-2008, 09:31 AM   #2
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah. Hell yeah. Top 5 or better
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Old 11-27-2008, 01:52 PM   #3
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Old 11-27-2008, 02:09 PM   #4
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Old 11-27-2008, 02:55 PM   #5
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Old 11-27-2008, 03:02 PM   #7
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Old 11-29-2008, 07:36 AM   #8
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