My New Job>>>>

Sexual Eruption · 04-11-2007, 04:20 PM

so i've had a new job for about a month now. I make 11 dollars an hour, and I work at the dopest place ever. People just come in and like prep their meals for the month so they can freeze them and cook them whenever. All I have to do is put out the ingredients and do some cleaning up afterwords. At the end of the night, all the leftovers (which means like fresh ingredients and shit) goes to me because all the old ladies I work with think I need to eat more because I'm a skinny bastard. Yesterday I got about two pounds of veggies, a pound of ground beef, and a bunch of rolls and some pickles and olives. Every day I go home with like two days worth of groceris. All I ever buy any more is milk and butter.
Add to that, there are days like today when no one is coming in to make their dinner, so I get to be here alone, bump the satellite radio on whatever station I want, eat some shit, and sit on the computer for about six hours. All I have to do is answer the phone and turn shit off and lock up at closing time.

I just smoked a fat blunt while I was shoveling the path to the garbage can (yes, we are having a huge blizzard in the Brew City) and now I'm going to eat some peanut butter with crackers and chillax until closing time.

My Job>>>Slick Rick as a security guard

Nokturnal · 04-11-2007, 10:21 PM

make love to me (no homo)

Fase [Hi-TEK] · 04-11-2007, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~ Nok ~

make love to me (no homo)

bahahahaha

Sexual Eruption · 04-12-2007, 11:36 AM

let's make love (let's make love) RIGHT NOW
till the sweat starts pouring (till when?)
till six in the mornin' (no homo)

Shyne · 04-12-2007, 12:32 PM

Damn, hold on to this one IT, can you imagin how much cash you could save if you never had to buy food again? I expect you to come back here every week with amazing storys though if you wish to say "My Job>>>Slick Rick as a security guard", cause thats a pretty bold thing to say

Sexual Eruption · 04-12-2007, 12:33 PM

i probably will have to fuck one of the old ladies and then push her out into the rain to be able to say that...

but I was real high, so forgive me for making such a bold statement.

2COOL4SCOOL · 04-12-2007, 12:48 PM

damn that is in fact dope as fuck

Thug N Harmony · 04-12-2007, 05:13 PM

propz nigga...watz da name of yo job duNN???

Rebel INS {CF} · 04-12-2007, 06:02 PM

now all u gotta do is step yo apartment game up mu fucka !!

Sexual Eruption · 04-13-2007, 12:49 AM

wack apartment is dope... the dude accross the hall sells weed and has a retarded brother whose teeth stick straight out, and I pay barely any rent

Nokturnal · 04-13-2007, 02:30 AM

^ lol... you're living like a lower-class Bill Gates. Except the technology part..

2COOL4SCOOL · 04-13-2007, 05:30 AM

ur gonna die poor

Sexual Eruption · 04-13-2007, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nu' sCool

ur gonna die poor

my money ridin' so low its like my wallets on hydraulics

2COOL4SCOOL · 04-13-2007, 03:09 PM

nigga I pittie u

I jus got bacc from shoppin fo groceries... its like 5 in the afternoon and already I threw like 7 stacks out the window like that

(yes thats 7 thou)

R3DWAN · 04-14-2007, 12:33 AM

will u still love me in the morning?

(no homo)

Sexual Eruption · 04-14-2007, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nu' sCool

nigga I pittie u

I jus got bacc from shoppin fo groceries... its like 5 in the afternoon and already I threw like 7 stacks out the window like that

(yes thats 7 thou)

i could probably do that in your country. usually you bring just a few American dollars to a third world country like yours and you can live like a king for life

Mr. Uriah C Rawls · 05-02-2007, 03:50 AM

i move old bitches................

2COOL4SCOOL · 05-02-2007, 05:12 AM

^^haha this loser works in a feternity home hahha

Mr. Uriah C Rawls · 05-02-2007, 05:17 AM

nah, actually i quit that a few months ago.......i used to have to move old bitches like when they got apartment or somethin, i would have to move they shit

04-11-2007, 04:20 PM	#1
Sexual Eruption OPEN WIDE! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Brew City, Milwaukee Posts: 1,718 Thanks: 137 Thanked 193 Times in 42 Posts	My New Job>>>> My New Job>>>> so i've had a new job for about a month now. I make 11 dollars an hour, and I work at the dopest place ever. People just come in and like prep their meals for the month so they can freeze them and cook them whenever. All I have to do is put out the ingredients and do some cleaning up afterwords. At the end of the night, all the leftovers (which means like fresh ingredients and shit) goes to me because all the old ladies I work with think I need to eat more because I'm a skinny bastard. Yesterday I got about two pounds of veggies, a pound of ground beef, and a bunch of rolls and some pickles and olives. Every day I go home with like two days worth of groceris. All I ever buy any more is milk and butter. Add to that, there are days like today when no one is coming in to make their dinner, so I get to be here alone, bump the satellite radio on whatever station I want, eat some shit, and sit on the computer for about six hours. All I have to do is answer the phone and turn shit off and lock up at closing time. I just smoked a fat blunt while I was shoveling the path to the garbage can (yes, we are having a huge blizzard in the Brew City) and now I'm going to eat some peanut butter with crackers and chillax until closing time. My Job>>>Slick Rick as a security guard __________________ if you don't know by now... Doggy Dogg is a freeeaaaak freeeeaaak freeeaaaak /tpain Snoop Dogg

04-11-2007, 10:21 PM	#2
Nokturnal 2009 & On The Grind. Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,995 Thanks: 555 Thanked 1,587 Times in 454 Posts	make love to me (no homo) __________________ And Bullets Ain't Got No Name, But You Dumbass Niggaz Ain't Got No Aim

04-12-2007, 11:36 AM	#4
Sexual Eruption OPEN WIDE! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Brew City, Milwaukee Posts: 1,718 Thanks: 137 Thanked 193 Times in 42 Posts	let's make love (let's make love) RIGHT NOW till the sweat starts pouring (till when?) till six in the mornin' (no homo) __________________ if you don't know by now... Doggy Dogg is a freeeaaaak freeeeaaak freeeaaaak /tpain Snoop Dogg

04-12-2007, 12:33 PM	#6
Sexual Eruption OPEN WIDE! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Brew City, Milwaukee Posts: 1,718 Thanks: 137 Thanked 193 Times in 42 Posts	i probably will have to fuck one of the old ladies and then push her out into the rain to be able to say that... but I was real high, so forgive me for making such a bold statement. __________________ if you don't know by now... Doggy Dogg is a freeeaaaak freeeeaaak freeeaaaak /tpain Snoop Dogg

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04-12-2007, 12:32 PM	#5
Shyne Sons Of Liberty Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Iowa Posts: 2,937 Thanks: 3 Thanked 656 Times in 202 Posts	Damn, hold on to this one IT, can you imagin how much cash you could save if you never had to buy food again? I expect you to come back here every week with amazing storys though if you wish to say "My Job>>>Slick Rick as a security guard", cause thats a pretty bold thing to say

04-12-2007, 12:48 PM	#7
2COOL4SCOOL Banned Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: DA CHAT SEXHUN THRONE MAFUCCA.. DEEBO WUDDUP?? Posts: 17,625 Thanks: 950 Thanked 1,679 Times in 532 Posts	damn that is in fact dope as fuck

04-12-2007, 06:02 PM	#9
Rebel INS {CF} - iLLuminati ~ Rapsody - Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ireland Posts: 10,659 Thanks: 148 Thanked 416 Times in 169 Posts	now all u gotta do is step yo apartment game up mu fucka !! __________________ "Fighting Ignorance every day is gettin weary" [name pending] --- The Gateway Drug --- Sometime Soon --- myspace.com/namepending08

04-13-2007, 12:49 AM	#10
Sexual Eruption OPEN WIDE! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Brew City, Milwaukee Posts: 1,718 Thanks: 137 Thanked 193 Times in 42 Posts	wack apartment is dope... the dude accross the hall sells weed and has a retarded brother whose teeth stick straight out, and I pay barely any rent __________________ if you don't know by now... Doggy Dogg is a freeeaaaak freeeeaaak freeeaaaak /tpain Snoop Dogg

04-13-2007, 02:30 AM	#11
Nokturnal 2009 & On The Grind. Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,995 Thanks: 555 Thanked 1,587 Times in 454 Posts	^ lol... you're living like a lower-class Bill Gates. Except the technology part.. __________________ And Bullets Ain't Got No Name, But You Dumbass Niggaz Ain't Got No Aim

04-13-2007, 05:30 AM	#12
2COOL4SCOOL Banned Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: DA CHAT SEXHUN THRONE MAFUCCA.. DEEBO WUDDUP?? Posts: 17,625 Thanks: 950 Thanked 1,679 Times in 532 Posts	ur gonna die poor

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2COOL4SCOOL Banned Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: DA CHAT SEXHUN THRONE MAFUCCA.. DEEBO WUDDUP?? Posts: 17,625 Thanks: 950 Thanked 1,679 Times in 532 Posts	nigga I pittie u I jus got bacc from shoppin fo groceries... its like 5 in the afternoon and already I threw like 7 stacks out the window like that (yes thats 7 thou)

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2COOL4SCOOL Banned Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: DA CHAT SEXHUN THRONE MAFUCCA.. DEEBO WUDDUP?? Posts: 17,625 Thanks: 950 Thanked 1,679 Times in 532 Posts	^^haha this loser works in a feternity home hahha

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Mr. Uriah C Rawls Im Back LIke Ass Crack Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Decatur, IL {Midwest} Posts: 8,215 Thanks: 3,337 Thanked 1,748 Times in 402 Posts	nah, actually i quit that a few months ago.......i used to have to move old bitches like when they got apartment or somethin, i would have to move they shit __________________